Happy Birthday Titties!!

Dec 22, 2005

Today my tits boobs turned three years old. That’s right, folks. Three years ago these puppies braved the knife and took off about one to two pounds per boobie. (I’ve been informed that while they are smaller, they still do not perk and thus are not “tits” but rather, the saggier counter part “boob”.)  While I was informed that getting the reduction may cause me to have trouble breast feeding, I wouldn’t trade my decision for two minutes. Honest to god, you people who think bigger is better are just sorely wrong. I’m sorry, but *you* never got a black eye from running. *You* don’t have to wear three, yes three, sports bras to chase the dogs. *You* never had blisters on your tits

monmouth boobs from attempting to work out. And so, here I am, six years ago:


And now:



  1. Happy Birthday Boobies!  I can still remember the day you arrived in the world. You made Leslie so happy!

    By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005 12 22

  2. um, happy birthday? 

    and guess what?  I found wi-fi at my inlaws…so i can continue to escape reality.  and one thing i wanted to post (but have to just get it out of my system) so you’re the lucky one…

    my kids are cuter than my sister inlaws kids.  they are better behaved.  they are sweeter.  they are just better.  PERIOD.  and if i don’t say it here, i’m afraid i’ll say it out loud.  your damn f***ing kids are so annoying and such little shits that i want to scream!!  ((deep breath))

    man, i feel better!  love ya!
    ; )

    By Little Miss on 2005 12 22

  3. woohoo to smaller boobies! I WISH I had gotten that done - still do cuz while they are at it maybe they could give them a little ego BOOST while they are there!

    Although for the first time EVER I bought really cute bras at target for my 34DD and by goly they HOLD! And make them PERKY and UP THERE. Like who the hell thought that could ever come out of target. I just have to thank Ry for these now (only while in a bra).

    You look marvelous darling!

    By Nicole on 2005 12 22

  4. I admire you for going for it!  Those I.B.T.C. girls just don’t know what it’s like to have mammoth things hanging down when they are wishing for a bigger chest.  Sometimes I would give just about anything for perky little boobies, but I’m to chicken to go for it.

    Happy Boobie Birthday!

    By Charla on 2005 12 22

  5. yay for smaller boobies!
    Happy boob-day!

    (hey, I see we’re the same bra size… yay us! wink ROFL.

    By Erin on 2005 12 23

  6. Woot!

    Damn I need to do that.  *sigh*  I had trouble breastfeeding ANYWAY.  Hmph.  smile

    By Melanie on 2005 12 23

  7. Happy birthday tatas!

    By RB on 2005 12 23

  8. Who knew??

    Tits up for you! and your boobies!:-)

    By Mygirlsma on 2005 12 23

  9. Happy Birthday Chi Chi’s.  Has it really been 3 years?  Oh my goodness.  It just seems like yesterday.  Remember the bruises and pain.  Ouch, that seemed the worst.  Now no more triple threat bras.  I so want to do this.  Would my blisters, chaffing, grooves in my shoulders, triple bra’s, back aches work as justification for the doctor?  I would want insurance to pay for it, but would they?

    By traci on 2005 12 23

  10. Wow—good for you!  Probably less back pain now, huh? Not that I’d have a clue about boob-related back pain!

    By Marie on 2005 12 23

  11. Happy Boobday!

    By Amy_M on 2005 12 23

  12. You’re too fuckin’ (can I say that on this page??) hillarious!  Happy birthday to the girls!  The funny thing is your “girls” share a birthday with my very proper grandma (dad’s mom) who would have been completely shocked by a boobie birthday party if she were still alive.  As happy as I am for you and your boobs, I’m glad that my day was filled with happy memories of my grandma vs. happy memories of your boobs - as it should be being that A) I’m a girl, B) I’m straight and C) my sweet little grandma would kick my ass if I remembered boobs over her!  Seriously, though, I forgot what you looked like back then.  And while I’m your friend and love ya no matter what, I do have to say you look fabulous and I’m happy that YOU are happy with your new set!  smile

    By Water Girl on 2005 12 23

  13. wow. as someone with incredibly tiny bosoms, your story was fascinating. the grass is always greener tho and i am holding onto the idear that bigger would be better in my case. happy birthday to your erm…teatsessssesssssss…


    By texasbelle on 2005 12 23

  14. Go small boobies!!!!!
    I want a breast reduction soooo freaking bad its not even funny. I am a 42 DDD. That’s right DDD! John is so against it but I can’t lug these gals aroudn anymore. And i know they will juist go up with this pregnancy too.

    By Rachael on 2005 12 23

  15. eh? I’d trade you. I’ve always had small, although I was always happy with em.(I was NEVER even a 34 B you witch!!) Now they’re pancakes. ugh.
    Anyway, happy birthday woman!

    By candice on 2005 12 26

  16. Time flies!  Happy belated b-day!  I’m glad you made that decidion!  you look great! and they don’t bother you like they used to smile

    By Kerry on 2005 12 29