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  • August 26, 2007

    Oy, I hate it when you can see the nips from the Space Shuttle.  Embarrassing!!!
    Worse than the gas, keep blaming someone else.  But the nips?  Those are YOURS.

  • August 26, 2007

    I’ve had some issues with that since I “Reclaimed my bosoms”. 

    I was SO excited that they would be perky enough to not HAVE to wear a bra, but I usually do because HELLO! I could poke some persons eye out if they walked too close.

    :S

    P.S.  You.do.not.look.pregnant.

  • August 26, 2007

    I seriously think that anyone who asks a non-pregnant woman if she is pregnant/when she is due should be beaten publicly.  Seriously.  I once had to argue with a woman who insisted that I was pregnant.  And I got the question this past week too.  You do not look pregnant.  I do not look pregnant.  WTF??  People are dumb.  Please do not assume that all Canadians are that clueless.  Grrrr.

  • August 26, 2007

    HAHA!
    This post made me roar laughing. And no, you don’t look pregnant. Nor do I, I hope, and I got asked this question by someone at work a few months ago. I still don’t like that girl now!

  • August 26, 2007

    First off: I can’t believe how much you look like your blog persona. Love the hair.

    Second: You do not look pregnant.

    Third: I am so jealous of your date night and your seeing of Superbad. Not so much of your fartiness, though.

  • August 27, 2007

    I can’t stop laughing and hearing The Backyardigans singing “I wish I didn’t have a nose. PU watch out, PU it’s so stinky” in the background is not helping. Timing is everything!

    As for the headlights, J and I just had that conversation this morning. Although ours was based on only having one shining at a time. God I hate that!

  • August 27, 2007

    Canada Man must die.  There is no way you look even a little bit pregnant.  You look fabulous.  Besides, doesn’t he know the rules?  I bet he got an earful from his wife when he got into the van!  I’ll kill him for you.  Just let me know.

  • August 27, 2007

    I think I just died a little for you. Hearing stories like this are why I never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless she is in labor.

  • August 27, 2007

    You don’t look pregnant!

    I love you for this post because it’s making me laugh despite getting up 4 times in the night.

    Also, I am into cussing.

  • August 27, 2007

    I think I just peed….

  • August 27, 2007

    Honey, you do not look pregnant.  And this post made me laugh my ass off.  I loved how you kept moving to escape the stink-blame.  Just further proof that snap peas and those of their ilk are pure evil.  Ice-cream has never given me gas, what about you?

  • August 27, 2007

    LMAO!  That man’s an ass. Of course you don’t look pregnant.

    The gas thing… that would SO be me. OHMYGOSH!

    Date night sounds splendid!!!!

  • August 27, 2007

    LOVE this….too funny, made me laugh on a PMS-ridden day.  Thanks!! smile

    Natalie

  • texasbelle
    August 27, 2007

    i am dabbing my eyes right now. thankyou for the monday morning laugh riot. honestly. you rule.

  • August 27, 2007

    You do not look one bit pregnant, what an ass!

    I am going to have to check myself in the mirror next time I leave the house in one of those camisoles instead of a bra, which is pretty much every day.

    So glad you guys got out to have a date night. It is amazing what a few hours away from the kids can do to your outlook on life.

  • August 27, 2007

    I’m with Suburban Oblivion 100%.

  • August 27, 2007

    Ok, I couldn’t even read your entire post at one sitting b/c I was laughing so hard.  Thank you for MY workout for the day.

    And you don’t look preggo at ALL!

  • August 27, 2007

    He must have had a death wish! Ugh…what an idiot. I wish his wife had been there to elbow him in the side.

    Despite the funky ending, I’m so glad you and Mr. Flinger had a hot date. That movie is on our “must see” list.

    Oh, and lay off the snap peas next time, will ya? wink

  • August 27, 2007

    Oh my, Lord - but, your “...pfffttt” had me snotting up my keyboard - you do NOT look pregnant…stupid, stupid man!

  • August 27, 2007

    Wow.  I had a crap day and was taking a break.  I just came across your blog through Club Mom, and I literally just laughed my drink up my nose You need to warn people about posts like that!  I almost drowned.  Hi-lar-ious.

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