I’m alive, but barely

15/Feb/2006

S.O.S.

Please. Bring. Chocolate.

Am. Tired.

Toddler. Is. Teething.

Hell.

Turning. Two. Too. Soon.

Hell.

Swimming.

Hell.

Send. Wine.

stop

Send. Reinforcements.

Stop.

Send. Elmo.

Hi

15 guests here now.

Comments

  1. come over. ill make you my new fave drink: coconut rum and diet pepsi. It’ll rock your world, I shit you not. and remember: this too shall pass.

    By texasbelle on 2006 02 15

  2. Give her a tampon and Elmo and it’s all good.  Sorry to hear it’s so rough.

    By dizzymizzy on 2006 02 15

  3. Glad to have you back in the two dimensional world in which we like to hang out.  The three dimensional one can sometimes be tough!

    By RB on 2006 02 15

  4. I’m sorry.  Teething sucks.

    By lanna on 2006 02 15

  5. We have 3 molars coming in here. AT.THE.SAME.TIME. Holy hell, is it Friday for the bar yet??

    By Nicole on 2006 02 15

  6. The terrible two’s are such a misnomer…they start WAY before 2 and end, well, I haven’t reached that point yet with my newly-turned 4 year old.  And as far as the TV-sitter is concerned, don’t worry about it!  If she will sit still for Elmo (or the Wiggles, Dora, Blue’s Clues, etc.) LET HER!  You need that time just as much as she enjoys it, so don’t make yourself feel bad.  We’ve all been there/are there. (hope my assvice doesn’t offend, just thinking outloud)

    By Charla on 2006 02 15

  7. I agree with Charla - my 2 in 2 months kiddo has been practicing being 2 for a while now. New this week is a sweet, drawn out “Noooooooooooo” as her response to any question.

    How’s swimming?  I had the one kid in class who liked getting in the water and screamed getting out!

    By Amy_M on 2006 02 15

  8. I think I was subconsciously (sp?) worried about you, I dreamt about you! *hugs* glad your back to the online world.

    By Sarah on 2006 02 15

  9. Elmo to the rescue!

    hope things get better soon. (my babies loved to chew on dill pickles when teething…the vinegar and cold would do something to relieve the pain)

    By Little Miss on 2006 02 15

  10. Hang in there! The terrible 2s lasted well into the 3s for us. It sucks. Take her to the “movie store” and let her pick out a couple of movies and declare it a movie marathon day. That and Play Doh are the best distracters. (and that drink that Texasbelle mentioned…damn I want one now…for breakfast!)

    By Jamie on 2006 02 16

  11. Oh, it’s good to see you back. Hmm, let me think of how I can make you feel better…OH! I have an idea…more on that later!

    By speechjane on 2006 02 16

  12. I’m glad you’re alive, even if barely. I’ve got wine and chocolate. Come on over!

    By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2006 02 16

  13. Aw I luv ya! Hang in there woman!

    By candice on 2006 02 16

  14. This too will pass, but then some other shit will start up. Just keep bitching.

    By erika on 2006 02 16

  15. Damn the damn teeth!

    By Daph on 2006 02 16