Nov 27, 2005
When asked if you could please bathe the child, do not look at your wife and ask, “Why? What are YOU going to do?”
Because she will answer, ever so snidely, “I’m going to smoke pot and masterbate in the kitchen, arsehole. No, really? I’ll probably, oh, I dunno, pick up after you and do the dishes and laundry like I do every gawddaham day.”
Trust me. You asked for it.
Yup. Or you might just even go poop all by yourself without a little one climbing all over you at the critical time.
By lanna on 2005 11 27
Men, will they ever, ever learn???? No wait, don’t answer that, I don’t need the bad news…
Hope you don’t mind that I added you to my blog at http://squishytushie.com.
By JakesGirl on 2005 11 28
Oh yeah. LOL… and nodding!
By Marie on 2005 11 28
Wow. He was just asking for a beating with that question. Men.
By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005 11 28
AHahahaa that is so funny! What a witty comeback. I think I might use it next time. So it’s not only me that has to pick up after her husband and do the dishes and the laundry and threaten mass hangings if SOMEONE DOES NOT HELP ME PICK UP THIS HOUSE SOHELPMEGOD!?
Whew. Great. I’m not alone.
By candice on 2005 11 28
I hear ya! What is it with them??? Why can’t I sit my butt on the couch and watch TV like he does EVERY night when I am giving the bath and doing bedtime routine?!
By Carolyn on 2005 11 28
AMEN TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!
By kelli on 2005 11 28
Ditto, Amen, Preach on sistah. And Lanna? You hit the nail on the head.
By RB on 2005 11 28
Poor Mr. Flinger…but he was asking fo it!
By denise on 2005 11 28
So.. uh.. it’s not just our house?
By Mrs. Flinger on 2005 11 28
OH HO HO. So I’m not the only one who’s husband likes to pull this shit?
(Trust me, you don’t know me from my “public family-oriented Xan blog.” If you have a livejournal account you’d know TOO much. Haha!)
By Melanie on 2005 11 28
Holy shit, were you standing in my house the other night eavesdropping??
By ^starshine on 2005 11 29
are they really from a different planet?
By Kerry on 2005 11 29
i would have kicked your husbands ass if i was there for that. of course, i’ve heard similar things out of mine. come to think of it,maybe we need to kick each other’s husband’s booty. are you in or are you in?!
By texasbelle on 2005 11 29
Oh, I am SO IN!
‘Course, last night he offered to bathe her and get up with her ‘cause.. well, you know..
By Mrs. FLinger on 2005 11 29
Amen, girl, amen! My hubby says the same thing to me some times and I just want to…*sigh* Men.
By Annie De on 2005 12 08