Find me on most of the social spaces as Mrs. Flinger
In an effort to launch something in a very short timeframe, after three months of coding in off hours for stints of a few minutes at a time, I used a framework to get *something* out. This is not code I would use for a client. Ever.
In fact, if you could see my face right now, you'd realize this is a little more than painful.
But, as sometimes has to happen with personal projects, the non-paying personal site takes a backseat to quality and gets dressed in handmedown code. Thanks to VMcore for the free ride here.
You actually shave your legs?
I’m considering relabeling my blog as the perfect “virtual birth control”
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
That was GREAT!
Nothing happens in this house without the prophylactics. NOTHING.
We are very near to hubs little snip snip…It’s bad when you have to plan it between sports seasons (he’s an referee).
I was considering trying to find a lock for our nightstand drawers so that our toddler would stop pulling out condoms and bringing them to us. Or so I could stop worrying about him digging out the other um, ‘things’ Mommy keeps in her nightstand. “No you can not have these batteries, they are for my toys.”
If we have to lock those drawers, well, you think getting a condom is awkward enough?
The humility of this is our form of birth control for the time being.
You’re so funny.
Aren’t babies enough birth control themselves? Funny post
Thanks for reminding me to take my little pill…
Warning: you may be forced to bathe with a peeing-pooping child for the next 3 years if this product fails.
Do you think urine on skin really does work the wonders those weirdos claim?
Awesome photo. Yeah. You’d think with two in the house we couldn’t get knocked up again. Hah.
There’s hope. Eventually they get older and go to school and then you can shave your legs between the hours 9 and 3. You just have to make it through five years of leg fur.
This was hilarious!! And OH SO TRUE!! I am not a lurker, just to let you know. I am Dutch Blitz’s sister and I thought I would check out some of her friends blogs. I am glad I did. Everyone in the office thought I lost it while I was giggling to your post. LOL!!
Ha! Too cute. And a little creepy. No?
That’s why I love my M*rena! 99.9% effective, don’t have to think about it, and it’s the ONLY thing my insurance has ever made worthwhile (save the birth of Zach). Only cost me $50! Wha? Yes! $50!
Now I can spend the money saved on things like razors and nice smelling lotion, if I ever get to use them again!
ok…I have on shaved leg and one VERY hairy leg!
My birth control is call PCOS, you should look into it. lol… but I do have a friend who makes her hubby double up!
ha ha ha ha! I get that request daily from my 5 yo.. I’m always like come on..
you crack me up!
At least she is pooping on the potty. I swear that God is punishing me for all the premarital sex when he gave me Gavin. It’ll be a few years before he will be yelling for a butt wiping. Although I have a great excuse with his whole “I’m not neurotypical and no one can make me be”.
Why not register your Facebook account and sign in automagically?
6 guests here now.
Unleash The Power Of Female Brain
Amy Turn Sharp
Amalah Because Love. Srsly.
Freezer Meals: Gluten Free
Working Mom’s Break