Jan 21, 2008
Warning: You may only get half your leg shaved if this, or any other birth control, fails. “Mommy, I pooooppeeddd and I need you to wipe me. NNNooOWWWW”
Condoms are only 97% effective. Consider double-ing up. (Or Quadrupling)
You actually shave your legs?
I’m considering relabeling my blog as the perfect “virtual birth control”
By Sleeping Mommy on 2008 01 21
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
That was GREAT!
By LeannIAm on 2008 01 21
Nothing happens in this house without the prophylactics. NOTHING.
We are very near to hubs little snip snip…It’s bad when you have to plan it between sports seasons (he’s an referee).
By Southern Mom on 2008 01 21
I was considering trying to find a lock for our nightstand drawers so that our toddler would stop pulling out condoms and bringing them to us. Or so I could stop worrying about him digging out the other um, ‘things’ Mommy keeps in her nightstand. “No you can not have these batteries, they are for my toys.”
If we have to lock those drawers, well, you think getting a condom is awkward enough?
The humility of this is our form of birth control for the time being.
By TheMacMommy on 2008 01 22
You’re so funny.
By mdvelazquez on 2008 01 22
Aren’t babies enough birth control themselves? Funny post
By Carrie on 2008 01 22
Thanks for reminding me to take my little pill…
By Andrea on 2008 01 22
Warning: you may be forced to bathe with a peeing-pooping child for the next 3 years if this product fails.
Do you think urine on skin really does work the wonders those weirdos claim?
By Mrs. Mustard on 2008 01 22
Awesome photo. Yeah. You’d think with two in the house we couldn’t get knocked up again. Hah.
By lanna on 2008 01 22
There’s hope. Eventually they get older and go to school and then you can shave your legs between the hours 9 and 3. You just have to make it through five years of leg fur.
By Christine on 2008 01 23
This was hilarious!! And OH SO TRUE!! I am not a lurker, just to let you know. I am Dutch Blitz’s sister and I thought I would check out some of her friends blogs. I am glad I did. Everyone in the office thought I lost it while I was giggling to your post. LOL!!
By Mel Gallagher on 2008 01 23
Ha! Too cute. And a little creepy. No?
That’s why I love my M*rena! 99.9% effective, don’t have to think about it, and it’s the ONLY thing my insurance has ever made worthwhile (save the birth of Zach). Only cost me $50! Wha? Yes! $50!
Now I can spend the money saved on things like razors and nice smelling lotion, if I ever get to use them again!
By AMomTwoBoys on 2008 01 23
ok…I have on shaved leg and one VERY hairy leg!
My birth control is call PCOS, you should look into it. lol… but I do have a friend who makes her hubby double up!
By Sister Sassy on 2008 01 23
ha ha ha ha! I get that request daily from my 5 yo.. I’m always like come on..
you crack me up!
By Jen Rizzo on 2008 01 23
At least she is pooping on the potty. I swear that God is punishing me for all the premarital sex when he gave me Gavin. It’ll be a few years before he will be yelling for a butt wiping. Although I have a great excuse with his whole “I’m not neurotypical and no one can make me be”.
By Rachael on 2008 01 26