Mad(libs) Monday *now with the part you’ve all been waiting for!

20/Aug/2007

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Because I’m over here SEWING, (Yes, you read that correctly. Mr. Flinger almost fell off his chair, too, then quickly recovered and said, “OH! Are you going to knit me a sweater and bake me a pie, too? Jackass.) I thought I’d entertain myself and, well, you (hopefully) with a madlibs. Remember those? Sureyado. I hear they’re better when you’re high but, um, I’ve never been high so let’s call sleep deprivation the same diff and move along, shall we?

Well then. Here’s the game:

It’s A Commercial Message from The Sponsor

Here’s what you’ll put in the blanks:

Adjective:
Adjective:
Number:
Type of Liquid:
Adjective:
Toothpaste Brand:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Noun:
Adjective:
Plural Noun:
Color:
Noun:

I’ll come back tomorrow and give you the story. Oh, the suspense! oh! The! Adjectives! The BLANKING Nouns!

And while you’re here, be kind and say a howdyho Happy Birthday to my friend Michelle who turns thirty today. Thirty! Remember thirty? Me, either.

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Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are beginning to look ________ and ______? That’s because you’ve been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth _______ after only ____ brushings. That’s because Chomp Toothpaste contains “Hex-a-chlor-a-_________,’ a secret ingredient known to your _______ druggist as ___________. Chomp attacks the ______ acid in your mouth and leaves your breath _____ and _______. It will make your ____ feel _____ and will also stimulate your __________. Always keep the familiar ______ tube of Chomp handy in your _____. And now, back to our program.

My favorite combination? Friends, have you noticed that your teeth are beginning to look scary and bald? That’s because you’ve been using the wrong toothpaste. Chomp Toothpaste will make your teeth repulsive after only 13 brushings.  That’s because Chomp Toothpaste contains “Hex-a-chlor-a-vodka,’ a secret ingredient known to your loose druggist as Fixodent (And forget it!). Chomp attacks the clammy acid in your mouth and leaves your breath battered and bejeweled.  It will make your boogers feel velvety and will also stimulate your testicals.  Always keep the familiar lavendar tube in your hand sanitizer. And now, back to our program.

Fun, yes?! And as a bonus?  A BUTTON! HOLY HELL! BUTTONS!!! WOOOOT!

You made it more fun than I could even have ________ ...

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Take ‘em only but only if you want ‘em, though. It’s just for fun, yo. (I’m a poet, and I know it!)

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Comments

  1. Oh, how exciting!

    Adjective: slow
    Adjective: repulsive
    Number: 13
    Type of Liquid: bleach
    Adjective: marketable
    Toothpaste Brand: Crest
    Adjective: weird
    Adjective: wobbly
    Adjective: handsome
    Noun: index card
    Adjective: sassy
    Plural Noun: murals
    Color: bordeaux
    Noun: nun

    By Laura on 2007 08 20

  2. Fun!!

    Adjective:  jiggly
    Adjective:  squishy
    Number: 39
    Type of Liquid: vodka
    Adjective: loose
    Toothpaste Brand: colgate
    Adjective:  round
    Adjective:  spiny
    Adjective:  wet
    Noun:  pubic hair
    Adjective:  putrid
    Plural Noun:  balls
    Color:
    Noun:

    By Jennifer on 2007 08 20

  3. Ooops, I forgot the last two…
    color:  chartruese
    noun:  mustache

    By Jennifer on 2007 08 20

  4. Oh I love Mad Libs.

    Adjective: muffled
    Adjective: silly
    Number: 4
    Type of Liquid: cat pee
    Adjective: repulsive
    Toothpaste Brand: Colgate
    Adjective: smashing
    Adjective: battered
    Adjective: bejeweled
    Noun: toilet
    Adjective: hideous
    Plural Noun: testicles
    Color: fuzzy wuzzy brown
    Noun: fanny pack

    By thebeanblog on 2007 08 20

  5. Adjective: scary
    Adjective: bald
    Number: two hundred nine
    Type of Liquid: kool-aid
    Adjective: furry
    Toothpaste Brand: Toms of Maine
    Adjective: smelly
    Adjective: insane
    Adjective: squishy
    Noun: lawn chair
    Adjective: shiny
    Plural Noun: chipmunks
    Color: aquamarine
    Noun: party hat

    By YSP on 2007 08 21

  6. I’m too lazy to do all of them, so I’ll just give you a noun (similar to the nouns I used to offer in junior high for these things).
    Booger.

    By Renee on 2007 08 21

  7. OH THIS IS FUN!!!

    Adjective: silly
    Adjective: hairy
    Number: 25
    Type of Liquid: beer
    Adjective: cold
    Toothpaste Brand: Crest
    Adjective: bubbly
    Adjective: curly
    Adjective: large
    Noun: taxi
    Adjective: ticking
    Plural Noun: baskets
    Color: pink
    Noun: hand sanitizer

    By Mrs. M on 2007 08 21

  8. OOHHH…me, me MEEE…I love games!

    Adjective: greasy
    Adjective: slimey
    Number: 23
    Type of Liquid: windex
    Adjective: bright
    Toothpaste Brand: colgate
    Adjective: humungous
    Adjective: dreary
    Adjective: swirly
    Noun: ferris wheel
    Adjective: velvety
    Plural Noun: race cars
    Color: chartreuse
    Noun: telephone

    By Michelle on 2007 08 21

  9. Adjective:fluffy
    Adjective:flimsy
    Number: 47
    Type of Liquid: gas
    Adjective: rough
    Toothpaste Brand: fixodent
    Adjective: clammy
    Adjective: dull
    Adjective: dry
    Noun: oz
    Adjective: yellow
    Plural Noun: pictures
    Color: purple
    Noun: chair

    By Veronica on 2007 08 21

  10. This will be interesting!

    Adjective:fluffy
    Adjective:flimsy
    Number: 47
    Type of Liquid: gas
    Adjective: rough
    Toothpaste Brand: fixodent
    Adjective: clammy
    Adjective: dull
    Adjective: dry
    Noun: oz
    Adjective: yellow
    Plural Noun: pictures
    Color: purple
    Noun: chair

    Veronica

    By Veronica on 2007 08 21

  11. haha! I loved MadLibs. You are a blogging genius.

    Adjective: round
    Adjective: slippery
    Number: 49
    Type of Liquid: orange juice
    Adjective: strong
    Toothpaste Brand: Sensodyne
    Adjective: weird-ass
    Adjective: hungry
    Adjective: unattractive
    Noun: pill box
    Adjective: curly
    Plural Noun: doughnuts
    Color: lavender
    Noun: laptop

    smile genius!

    By el-e-e on 2007 08 21

  12. Dang it Les! I sat down here for ” a moment” and ended up playing your silly game (which I loved, by the way, Madlibs rock).
    Must go. spent too much time on computer. Now dinner is going to be late.

    Love you!
    Hilary

    By hilary on 2007 08 23