Merry Effin’ Christmas, Bitches!

Dec 24, 2005

#Good News

Y’all, I wanna wish you the happiest holiday… Merry Christmas! I know I, for one, will be off making the yule tide gay. I sincerely wish you the greatest holiday with your family and friends and loved ones. Peace on earth and may all your children sleep through the night while visions of winning the lottery and stickin’ it to “the man” dance in your heads.

May all your friends understand your emails and take nothing wrong.

May all your dogs not crap in the garage.

May all your house guests use the spare half bath to do their makup and may all your Inlaws hold their tongue about how much weight you still need to lose.

And may all your nieces and nephews behave and may all your FIL let your children sleep (especially for Little Miss.)

Merry Christmas!


  1. Merry Christmas!

    By Amy_M on 2005 12 24

  2. Merry Christmas!

    By Sarah on 2005 12 24

  3. Merry Christmas to you!  May all those wishes come true for you as well (hehe).

    By Charla on 2005 12 24

  4. merry christmas leslie. . .enjoy the fun with LB this year. . .

    By mommyofkgrc on 2005 12 24

  5. Merry Christmas!

    By Paige (CoraBelle) on 2005 12 25

  6. Merry Christmas!!!!!:)

    By Angi on 2005 12 25

  7. Merry Christmas to you!

    By brandi on 2005 12 26

  8. Hope your Christmas was merry…since I got here after the fact

    By sarahgrace on 2005 12 26

  9. Merry christmas! And no, my pet didn’t crap in the garage. It crapped on the kitchen floor!

    By candice on 2005 12 26

  10. I think I am still wishing for the dogs to just not shit at all, I am SO sick of picking up shit. Literally!

    Hope you are still sane! Merry belated Christmas!

    By Nicole on 2005 12 27

  11. merry effin’ christmas to you too, biznatch!

    ; )

    thanks for the well wishes!

    By Little Miss on 2005 12 27

  12. Yay!  All that and more…happy, happy!

    By ThompsonClan6 on 2005 12 28

  13. and may you friend (that haven’t seen you for forever) won’t stare at your pimples on your face and tell you 30 times how your hormone is not balanced while you are on your day one of your period!  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

    By Kerry on 2005 12 29