Miss Missouri

Miss Missouri

30/May/2008

Dear whomever works at the State Of Missouri and recently found my website and is my latest and greatest fan,

Please tell me who are you. Because I only know ONE PERSON in Missouri, in all of Missouri, in the ENTIRE STATE of Missouri, and I can’t imagine the odds.

Of course, this is the Internet, so ...

Now, please fess up. I promise to make you my fan club president. It pays well. (Or, wait, no, that’s the President of the United States. I always mix those up. This postition pays crap.) But! It will make me sleep well tonight knowing I’m not totally losing my mind.

Or, tell me you are a publisher and you love mah shit, that is also acceptable.

Or a mom.

Or a lesbian.

Or a fan of Farting.

Either way.

Just tell me, Ok? Thank you.

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68.166.76.2 (State Of Missouri Office Of Administration)

Missouri, Jefferson City, United States, 3 returning visits

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Comments

  1. Holy cow.  Is MO the state of stalkers?  Because that looks very suspicious.

    By HRH on 2008 05 30

  2. Creepy.

    “Stalker, the fabulous Mrs. Flinger”
    “Mrs. Flinger, the creepy state of MO stalkerista”

    By rachel on 2008 05 30

  3. You lucky beeotch. I need a stalker.

    By Paloma on 2008 05 30

  4. I hate when people do that on my blog!  If you’re going to sit and read everything someone wrote why wouldn’t you at least take the time to leave a stinking comment?

    By Jen@Problem Girl on 2008 05 30

  5. Omigosh. I had one of these once. It seriously FREAKED ME OUT. Every image imaginable went through my head. Yech.

    By mommypie on 2008 05 30

  6. I know a whole bunch of people in Jeff City, but I doubt they would read you. HAHAHAAHAHAH. ahem. anyway. I don’t think they work for the state. I’ll let you know if I hear anything.

    By hilary on 2008 05 30

  7. Whoa, 5 1/2 hours?  That’s serious lurve.  Uh, no offense, cuz I like you tons, but not enough to spend five hours here.  I’ve gotta life, ya know?!?

    By RubiaLala on 2008 05 30

  8. wow!! impressive mrs. flinger! smile

    By shaz on 2008 05 31

  9. My first thought is do they work for the state of live off the state - maybe an inmate.  I am sure that thought jut made the whole creepiness of it all better. Makes you wonder what all you have posted doesn’t it - ick!!

    By Kat on 2008 05 31

  10. Dayum, somebody’s got a cool job!  I wish I could get paid to read blogs for FIVE HOURS!!!

    I really hope it is an employee and not an inmate, yikes!

    By Friglet on 2008 05 31

  11. I wonder if they pick their nose while at your blog too….there must be a stat for that.

    By Sonia on 2008 05 31

  12. 5 1/2 hours of blog reading? Each visit? Each of those 3 visits? Or just for the total of the visits? Either way, you have a SERIOUSLY OBSESSED FAN. I am jealous. No, a little frightened for you.

    By mommastantrum on 2008 05 31

  13. Um, yeah. Do I count as the person you know from Missouri? Incidentally, it wasn’t me. I’m a good two hours away from Jefferson City. Jeff City is where all the state legal offices are, you know, being the state capital and all. At least Now I know why it takes so long for me to get any business done through any of the government offices there. And it’s all your fault!

    By MGM on 2008 05 31

  14. Gotta love a stalker. I would claim it was me, but damn I am in Utah. Sometimes I will be looking on someones blog and get distracted by the kids. Hours later I will come back and still be on their site. I always wonder if they see that when they check their stats.

    By Rachael on 2008 05 31

  15. Oh!  I want one! I want one!

    By AMomTwoBoys on 2008 06 01

  16. Mrs. Flinger, I have this EXACT person visiting me, too!!!  They stay for HOURS!  And!  I’m FROM Missouri and I *thought* I knew who it was, but have since found out that it wasn’t that person.

    WEIRD.

    By Jennifer on 2008 06 01

  17. How funny.  Looks like they sure were fascinated by your site!

    By Holly on 2008 06 01

  18. I bet you didn’t have stat counting when I found your blog. It was one of those nights where I couldn’t sleep and found your blog entertaining so I kept clicking through page after page after page. Then I realized it was morning and went to sleep.

    When I woke up and was clearing my browser history, is when I thought maybe I should have left a comment at some point. It took me a while to actually comment because I thought, “I’m not a mommy blogger so I don’t belong. What am I doing here?”

    I still find you entertaining. You live in a world so different from me, but make it real for the outsiders.

    I also wonder how much ad revenue I have generated for you ...

    By Bonnie on 2008 06 01

  19. Well someone in the State of Missouri is getting fired soon.

    Then he/she will have all the time in the world to read your blog.  Good times.

    By stephanie (bad mom) on 2008 06 01

  20. Not me - never been to Missouri!

    By AmyM on 2008 06 01