• November 22, 2006

    Did you fart in front of your friends?  That would have been hilarious!  Oh the smell of meat or the thought of cold cuts or “flesh” as we like to call it around here mad me sick too!  Before you know it, your little babe will be here!

  • Holly
    November 22, 2006

    Isn’t pregnant life fun?!

    How is the ad thing working out for you?  It is just funny because there is a Planned Parenthood ad and a Bellybar ad at the same time… 
    I guess the word is ironic!

  • November 22, 2006

    The gas, it is BAD here too.  Glad to know I’m not the only one in this boat!

  • November 22, 2006

    I’m not a good pregnant lady either… I complain and whine and I feel like I just don’t do it as well as other girls. Fortunately, since I have done it once, I can keep reminding myself it’s NOT forever and I will forget about all of the annoyances shortly after the baby arrives. (and then probably want to do it again? WTF is wrong with me?!)

  • November 22, 2006

    I’m a horrible, mean pregnant woman.  And honestly?  I order Shirley Temples when I’m not pregnant…

  • November 22, 2006

    Oh do I ever hear you!  Thank you for making me laugh though, that always helps me to feel better. 
    I’ve been taking a natural vitammin B12 and ginger-root pill to help out with the nausea just a little bit.  It’s working,  just a little bit.  But anything is better than nothing. 
    Happy farting!

  • November 22, 2006

    Yes I would still be your friend, but I wouldnt ride in the car with you, bc of the gagging, vomiting and gas.  And when it was my turn I wouldnt ask you to ride in the car with me either.

    I read this blog and yet somehow I still look forward to having kids with Jay (gotta get married first…MUST get married first)

  • November 22, 2006

    Sara, I hope you still look forward to having kids because honestly, after all this wears off and after the not sleeping infant stage, about three months in you forget all of it and say, “I want another one.”

    Like Erin said, I’ll forget all this, too. And you’ll all have to remind me I don’t want more. grin

  • Katie Kat
    November 23, 2006

    Yes darlin’... I still wanna be your friend! 

    Funny how we human beings keep having these little monsters who make our lives hell even BEFORE they enter the world!  And we CRAVE them.  To the point that we actually thrust our brains into temporary amnesia about all the lovely little realities.  We are SUCH a weird species.

    One day you will look back and this will all seem funny… ha ha ha.

    Hang in sweetie!  smile

  • November 23, 2006

    Someday you’ll look back on all this, say, “I’m so happy I’m not pregnant right now,” and order another margarita.

  • November 24, 2006

    Your cool!!! I would so be your friend.

  • November 24, 2006

    oh sweetie…I’m gagging on my own farts right now, and I’m not even pregnant! 

    And at church last Sunday? the same day I had to teach sunday school? was the day I had that REALLY bad, stuck in my gut fart that had me crumpled up just minutes before I walked through those doors…

  • November 25, 2006

    ROFL, thank you, Little Miss!!

    And Whacky Mommy, you can quote me on that one. I will surely say, “Thank god I’ll take two.” Amen. Amen.

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