More talk about how my nipples can cut glass and I’m about to hurl at the sight of food

Dec 07, 2005

#got pee sticks?

I swear to you, I can convince a nun she’s pregnant. No, Really. I could. I think I have a problem. There should be a name for this. “reallybadguessingatpregnancysymptoms-drom” or “howthehellcouldIpossiblybebutIthinkitanyway-drom” or “mynippleshurtlet’sassumeit’sababy-drom” ‘cause y’all. Every. Effing. Month.

One of these days the girl-who-cried-pregnant will actually GET pregnant and there will be no people to give a rat’s ass. “Yea. Right” they’ll say. “Uhhu.. SUUUURRREEEE.” And “Are you SUUREEE you didn’t just pee on a used stick?”

Thus is born, a new category, “times I think I’m pregnant but I’m not.” And so it shall be…

*note* holy crap! I didn’t realize just how often I write about how I think I’m pregnant. Ok. It’s official. I don’t think I am anymore. It’s just a little sad when you see that many posts all in one place. ::Slinking away into corner now holding a tampon and waiting for AF::


  1. Okay… you are too funny!  Seriously, girl. Go get yourself knocked-up again. (Once AF gets the hell on, of course.)  I mean it. smile


    By tjsmommy on 2005 12 07

  2. Join the club! I think I am every month too. I know you’ve heard me say that but I do. Then I get my monthly friend and try REAL hard not to be dissapointed but think that God’s just waiting for me to lose the 10lbs I wan’t to , before he lets the magic happen :0) Thats what I tell myself! XOXO I feel ya girl!

    By kelli on 2005 12 07

  3. LMAO at you!

    By Nicole on 2005 12 07

  4. You know what is sad?  How much money we probably have literaly peed away taking home pregnancy tests cause we think we are pregnant!  I think I have personally peed away at least $100 over the course of 5 years.  Hmmmmm….maybe $100 doesn’t cover it. smile

    By ^starshine on 2005 12 07

  5. Whats more sad?  Thinking your preg. even when your hub has had a Vasectomy. Its a long story, but Yes, I have wasted money on tests…

    By JakesGirl on 2005 12 07

  6. well, look, you could be pregnant this time! unlike everyone else on the planet the two times i was preg, there were no symptoms. not until i was like 2 months along. the asymptomatic pregnancy, i like it.i like it a lot. i am still huddling near you hoping AF comes to visit me. I suspect she will, so long as my fingers are crossed so it’s hard to type like this. later baybeh, keep the faith!

    By texasbelle on 2005 12 07

  7. I did the same thing this last month. and alas, was not. I felt like a dork. I was trying to not show my disapointment too.(we arent even trying!) But I have invested in the tests at the dollar tree….way cheaper! yes, only a dollar..haha and I am not sure if they work, I have only used two and both times were negative…hahahaha but you know what I have realized? when you start thinking you are pg each month with slight disappointment you are not, its TIME to have another…

    By Bree on 2005 12 07

  8. Pregnancy tests at a dollar store?  I’d love to make a find like that!  And LMAO starshine - “peed away $100”!

    By Jan on 2005 12 07

  9. Remember, Mrs. Flinger buys her pregnancy tests in bulk at Costco…

    By Amy_M on 2005 12 07

  10. LOLOL… Remind me to invest in whatever kind of pee-sticks you use, Mrs. Flinger!  wink

    By Marie on 2005 12 08

  11. I would agree with the above in saying that… just get knocked up girl. Why wait until spring?  You are ready!  Dollar store pee sticks?  Has anyone ever been pregant and the stick read positive?  Do they really work?

    By traci on 2005 12 09

  12. I am the opposite- I think there’s no way I’m pregnant even if I’m late- that’s why it took almost 3 months to figure out I was with #1!!  With #2 we found out right away, but that was because we were trying, otherwise who knows!

    By Holly on 2005 12 10