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  • November 12, 2007

    Sweet mercy. I say let adults chew on the iPhone, let it short out, let Darwin be right this time.

  • November 12, 2007

    Aren’t iphones like really, really expensive?  Why in the world would someone have to be warned not to ingest their highly priced electronic device?  Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go take a little nibble out of my wii.

  • November 12, 2007

    Oh man. I thought you were going to say you acquired a holy iPhone and then your kid ATE it or SLOBBERED on it or something equally dreadful. But no. This is even more brain-imploding than the Bumbo recall.

  • November 12, 2007

    excuse ms, i’ve got to go binge.  i knew i should have read those warnings.

    oh, and did you know you aren’t supposed to use the exersaucer as a sled?  i know it seems like a great idea, but they say not to…

  • November 12, 2007

    But they looked so yummy. Just one?
    Please?

  • November 13, 2007

    You can’t eat your phone? Not even if it is a Chocolate phone?

  • November 13, 2007

    NO!?  What the ......!!!!! There, you almost made me say it!

  • November 13, 2007

    are you frogging me?  gupta used to work here at big medicine…maybe this is the reason he left.

  • November 13, 2007

    This is the reason Bill Engvall has got rich with his “Here’s your sign” routine!

  • November 13, 2007

    Thanks for the warning..I wasn’t sure…

    GAh. Stupid.

  • November 13, 2007

    You know, just the other day I had to hide my phone from myself because the craving to eat my phone was just so intense that I was afraid I would give in!  The grey plastic beckoned to me like warm, gooey chocolate; the keys kept calling my name, begging me for just a little taste; and the screen, oh, the delicious screen just kept flashing, “EAT ME! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! CALORIE FREE, YOU KNOW!”

    Um.  Yeah.  Or not.

  • Holly
    November 14, 2007

    That is newsworthy, for sure!  WOW.

  • John
    November 26, 2007

    although you guys are all clearly geniuses, maybe the warning was for kids. do you have any idea how many chemicals there are in the headphones?

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