I’m trying my version of reverse blog. You know how EVERY EFFING TIME you blog about your child’s schedule that she totally doesn’t nap? Or how when you blog about how wonderful your life is the Universe turns around and craps on it? Well, take this BlogGods.
I love how my child never naps. I love it when she’s up ALL DAY with her wining incessant dreary needs. I love how she can’t talk yet so she yells when she wants something. I love how she gets tired and angry and throws things. I love how I still have no idea what I’m doing with my career and how we’re barely making it each month. I love how I have no quiet time and how my husband works late. I love that he works so hard that I get to put LB down most nights and I love how I get to stay home and not make any money. I love that the job I’m so excited for might not work out and I love that I lost the job I love.
Take that BlogUnivese. Do what you will with it. Bring it on. Muhahaha
Mrs. Flinger: Manipulating the BlogGods.
I love how my child scratches other kids. I feel like the world’s best mother because I can’t make her stop.
Take that, BlogGods!
By Colleen on 2006 09 13
I love that my child craps in his diaper still. I love that he pees through his diaper every night. I LOVE that he isn’t interested in the potty! I think diapers are great! I LOVE paying for them!
By RB on 2006 09 13
Woohoo! Way to get in the spirit, Colleen!
By Mrs. Flinger on 2006 09 13
(And Rbelle, who was posting at the same time I was. )
Yea. No potty, I LOVE that. LOVE.
By Mrs. Flinger on 2006 09 13
OK, my turn. I Love being sleep-deprived. I love that the woman who just moved into the cube next to mine is constantly on the phone. I love that it is only wednesday and the weekend is SO far away. I love that Mike and Robbie always tell me No and use frowny-eyebrows. I love that I have to drink approximately 5 pots of coffee every day just to feel halfway human. I love that my 2 oldest fight every afternoon! Love-fest!!
By Plain Jane Mom on 2006 09 13
And I LOVE IT when my daughter takes her food and SMAAAASHES it into the CRACK in the couch.
(3 days later… What’s that FABULOUS SMELL?)
I should bottle it and make millions… er.. sell it for free.
By and rudeness on 2006 09 13
DAMN. Now this is a idea that I need to try! I bet it works too!
By brandi on 2006 09 13
I love it when my almost-2-year old goes on a grabbing-everything-in-site tear and knocks everything on the floor and kicks it around. Then, as soon as I pick it up, he does it again. It’s my favorite! I hope he keeps it up.
By Renee on 2006 09 13
I love that my daughter has NO interest in the potty! Buying diapers all the time is such a treat! I also love that DH left his job and now thinks his dream job is out of state! I love calculating how much money we need and don’t have!
By AmyM on 2006 09 13
I love how the house is a mess and it’s my fault. I love that my husband can take a nap when he is sick but when I am sick I am on my own with a toddler and a 8 month old. I love how I had dinner for my mil and my sil didn’t tell me that her kids were sick and got my girls sick and now Hannah has pneumonia. I love that I am sending her the bill for the doctors.
By Amanda on 2006 09 13
oh, I contemplated writing a entry today but it was going to be about “I hate that….” and then listing my hundreds of hates of the crap that is my life right now. I’m really trying not to fall into a funk and I try to keep reminding myself that “it could always be worse.”
Scottie still takes a nap most days but he fights it with everything he can!
By Beckik on 2006 09 13
oh sorry, looks like I missed the point of this post. I love it!
By Beckik on 2006 09 13
I hope you were burning incense while you typed that. Just to get the full effect.
By Ficklechick on 2006 09 13
By Holly on 2006 09 13
Oh no…you used the word “Manupulate” in reference to the gods. The gods don’t like to be manupulated.
That being said…I love that we get to buy a brand new central unit that we can’t afford because ours crapped out! I love that my 4 year old has 14 (14!!!) effing soccer games this season. I love that I am 2 weeks behind on my grading. I love that I have a freak-o student who stares at me all. day. long (he’s even staring right now). Joy!
By Charla on 2006 09 13
I love this idea Leslie. I must add!
I love that our children are doing the same damn thing and not sleeping. It brings me such joy to see her in her she-devil state each and every night. I especially love the “no” yelling and tantrums that she throws. They just melt my heart. I also love the fact that we are broke and will continue to be until I go back to work. It is such a rewarding feeling having barely any money around the middle of each month. May all this joy continue!
By traci on 2006 09 13
Oh, fun! I LOVE that my nearly 2 year old child flails his limbs all over in our bed every night. I LOVe the fact that sex is an impossibility in this case. I LOVE insomnia! I LOVE the fact that my kitchen is SPOTLESS (*cough*) right now! I LOVE the fact that I’ve gained back 7 pounds. I LOVE all the free time I get every day.
I LOVE how Travis now has a poopy diaper, and I get to wrestle with him to get him cleaned up. Again.
By tjsmommy on 2006 09 13
I’m am totally pumped at how the repair guy just left after being here for two hours to tell me that my refrigerator needs a new compressor. AWESOME!
And, wow, it was like, waaaaay fun to throw away all that food that was melting and thawing! Because, you guessed it BlogUniverse, I am always looking for another reason to go to the grocery store for a family of six and blow more money.
Thanks! LOVE YA!
By Sonia on 2006 09 13
In the spirit of things, I will add mine
I love the fact that my husband is in California right now for 3 wonderful weeks.Its been grand being a single mom of 2 and pregnant, he should do this more often! I also love how none of the rentals we want seem to work out and so we get to live with my inlaws even longer. The icing on the cake? I really love my braxton hicks that I have all day long and I love the paranoid feeling that goes with it..
By Bree on 2006 09 13
i love that i just went totally and completely apeshit at my daughter because she spilled her cup of milk all over the table, floor, chair…i love that i realized too late after shouting, that i too am ravenously hungry and that i was not going to wait on their dad a minute longer. not one iota. then, i love having to apologise to my 3 yr old for being an asshole.
By texasbelle on 2006 09 13